How you found me: part 6

This is the sixth installment of some of the zaniest search terms that have sucked people to this blog:

• things children don’t want [MTN: I write books for young people. Therefore, this is not confidence-boosting.]
  
• vomiting first week at school [MTN: I would think this would fall under the category of the first bullet.]
  
• an event coordinator checklist for a city fair
• ocean state wacky packages
• shave on yahrzeit
• the best picture books for older readers of all time [MTN: Is “of all time” misplaced...or does s/he really mean to refer to readers throughout the full span of history?]
• things for bored teenagers to do in Cleveland
• non-boring presentation for companies
• Marc Tyler Nobleman Visa commercial [MTN: I'm unaware that I made one.]
  
• a 12-year-old boy trying to steel a older black ladys purse [sic, and I don't approve (of either the idea or the grammar)]
  
• how do people grow to 6'10" [MTN: No idea. Want proof? Meet me.]
  
• nobleman can’t tell the difference between work and play [MTN: I wonder if this was my wife's Google...]