It's been seven years since I last posted an installment of this series...and this one will truly be the last installment.
Search terms that led people to this blog:
- brown haired girl from the back
- hexagonal prism real life
- gay posture problem
- good ideas to be for a wax museum
- canary music beds
Exactly one year after the previous installment, here is the seventh (and possibly final) look at some of the wackiest search terms that have catapulted people to this blog:- how to become a film director for kids
- batman inflatable rental near oconomowoc wi
- vanished: true talis of the missing by marc nobleman [MTN: not to be confused with this]
- www.boarsofsteel.com [MTN: also covered here]
- ghosts OR conspiracy OR dimensions OR bermuda triangle OR black holes OR ziggurat OR scenery OR hardcore OR new age OR pyramids [MTN: this search probably brought up just about every blog]
- while both words were at one time insulting, nowadays they are routinely used as terms of endearment
- a book call the golden to say yes
- winter words that begin with s
- examples of cartoon obsessive interests
- is it a nerd or a geek that can take apart the computer
- who is Superman [MTN: really?]
This is the sixth installment of some of the zaniest search terms that have sucked people to this blog:- things children don’t want [MTN: I write books for young people. Therefore, this is not confidence-boosting.]
- vomiting first week at school [MTN: I would think this would fall under the category of the first bullet.]
- an event coordinator checklist for a city fair
- ocean state wacky packages
- shave on yahrzeit
- the best picture books for older readers of all time [MTN: Is “of all time” misplaced...or does s/he really mean to refer to readers throughout the full span of history?]
- things for bored teenagers to do in Cleveland
- non-boring presentation for companies
- Marc Tyler Nobleman Visa commercial [MTN: I'm unaware that I made one.]
- a 12-year-old boy trying to steel a older black ladys purse [sic, and I don't approve (of either the idea or the grammar)]
- how do people grow to 6'10" [MTN: No idea. Want proof? Meet me.]
- nobleman can’t tell the difference between work and play [MTN: I wonder if this was my wife's Google...]
This is the fifth totally true installment of some of the wackier search terms that have led people to this blog and I’m grateful to (if not sometimes perplexed by) every one of them:- Marc's blog look what my son did
- peppy things to say during a text
- what is called if a person is born with 5 and half finger
- nonfiction book for young readers with a subject of shoes
- writing a non boring autobiography
- writing a fun semi biography book
- picture books for old people
- permission to keep rabbits in apartments New York City
- what would a 17 year old son of a nobleman wear
- why did Nickelodeon Magazine get so small
- Bigfoot activities for primary grades
- Aquaman graphics for a Honda 150F
- cartoon of a metal boy
- things you don't wanna hear
If I taught creative writing, and I was twisted a different way, I might challenge students to use all these phrases in a single story, organically.
Lots of click-throughs to this blog result from straightforward searches including "Boys of Steel" and "picture book biography."
Lots, but luckily, not all.
This is part 4 in an irregular series revealing some of the funconventional search phrases—all verbatim, most strange—that have led people here:
- boys are mesmerized by Superman
- amazing story exposed
- basketball hair bands
- children's writer Jonathan Nobleman
- how to write a children's book writer's bio
- lyrical engaging highly visual picture books
- picture books that use the word folks
- some biographies that people have wrote
- autobiography of a school library book
- shelving books boring
- steal me a tear
- I'm eagerly waiting for involve myself
- Manhattan phone book of 1950
- what age will you be in November 15 1993-2009
- Hey, Sydney University and other interested souls: If you wish to use my information, writings or images for any purpose whatever you need to contact me for permission first. Who knows? I may even grant it.
That last one, obviously, is my favorite so far.
Lots of click-throughs to this blog result from straightforward searches including "Boys of Steel" and "picture book biography."
Lots, but luckily, not all.
This is part 3 in an irregular series revealing some of the irregular search phrases—all verbatim, most strange—that have led people here:- topless beach Fairfield CT
- motivational speakers superhero elementary
- bee keeper speakers in Houston
- some biographies than one kid did
- students prefer non-fiction picture books
- is their a name for books with text and some pictures
- book steel and kindness
- the characteristics of a noble man
- Batman vs. Hitler
- sticker mania
- how you found me
Lots of click-throughs to this blog result from straightforward searches including "Boys of Steel" and "Bill Finger."
Here is part 2 in an irregular series (part 1 was nearly six months ago) sharing some of the irregular search phrases—all verbatim, most strange—that have led people here:- books about pilot volunteers
- words to say about a 95th birthday
- what do jon bon jovi shaquille o'neal and joey fatone have in common
- will a nobleman's wife name be in history?
- what ages do the children need to know to become a noble man?
- marc tyler nobbleman
- marc tyler noblemen
- boys of steel film
- first superhero from New Jersey
- what is a 9 letter word for peppy
- verbs of steel for teachers
- coroner vocab words
- carbon monoxide deaths 2/27/09 - 3/2/09 near nyc
Lots of click-throughs to this blog result from straightforward searches including "Jerry Siegel," "Joe Shuster," and "Bill Finger."
Here are some of the more fun (or downright bizarre) search phrases—all verbatim—that have led people here:- superman dog capes
- superman vs. nazis
- marc tyler nobelman
- mark tyler nobleman
- marc tyler wooster
- five letter word that means noblemen
- send multiple noblemen
- how many people normally live in the nobleman's house
- what is the correct spelling of superman
- what is the correct spelling of celebration
- double S superman tattoo
- superman emblems for letters other than s
- why was super man created and why
- fun biography
- three biographies by any children's author or any other people
- picture story book on healthy lifestyle
- companies that give away free books as promotions
- book about the people who sell books on 6th avenue nyc
- all of world war two costumes for boys
- wife of william ross beachwood ohio
- broke her foot
