Batman and Wonder Girl
Batman and Captain Comet
I had a blast, using mostly heroes who had not appeared with Batman either on the show or in the comic the show was based on. I loved the way the series mixed and matched, often pitting Batman and a co-star against a villain who was not associated with either of them.
I got paid. I got excited.
Then the title got canceled.
Since it is now unlikely that these stories will be published, I will share them here. All characters, of course, are copyright DC Comics. First up: Batman and Wonder Girl.
“The Brave and the Cold!”
PAGE 1
Page 1, panel 1
Page 5, panel 2
I had a blast, using mostly heroes who had not appeared with Batman either on the show or in the comic the show was based on. I loved the way the series mixed and matched, often pitting Batman and a co-star against a villain who was not associated with either of them.
I got paid. I got excited.
Then the title got canceled.
Since it is now unlikely that these stories will be published, I will share them here. All characters, of course, are copyright DC Comics. First up: Batman and Wonder Girl.
“The Brave and the Cold!”
PAGE 1
Page 1, panel 1
On a runway on Paradise
Island, Batman leaps from
the parked Batplane to the one parked next to it, the Invisible Jet.
Batman
Ready?
Page 1, panel 2
Wonder Girl sits inside the Invisible Jet—in the driver’s
seat. Batman takes the seat next to her.
Wonder Girl
I’ve fought gods.
I think I’m ready to learn to fly a plane.
Batman
Not until you fasten your seatbelt.
Page 1, panel 3
Wonder Girl has a huffy expression.
Wonder Girl
Did you hear the part about me fighting gods? Superman doesn’t need a seatbelt.
Batman
Superman doesn’t need an airplane.
Page 1, panel 4
Wonder Girl even huffier, but fastening.
Wonder Girl
Neither do I.
Batman
You do when you need to transport others.
Wonder Girl
Yes, dad. I
wish Wonder Woman was teaching me.
Page 1, panel 5
Wonder Girl has that expression of someone repeating someone
else’s (annoying) words.
Batman
You know she’s taking care of a threat off-world. And I
know she explained to you why I’m
doing this.
Wonder Girl
“Batman has extensive experience both flying planes and
handling teenagers. He’s the best
man for the job.”
Page 1, panel 6
Both Batman and Wonder Girl look peeved.
Wonder Girl
I still wish
Wonder Woman was teaching me.
Batman
Me too.
PAGE 2
Page 2, panel 1
caption
AN HOUR LATER
Batman
So those are the basics. Now try to take off.
Page 2, panel 2
Wonder Girl opening the door and stepping out.
Batman
I meant in the plane.
Wonder Girl
I know what you meant. I’m just getting even more bored than I already am, if that’s
possible.
Page 2, panel 3
Batman
Robin says
taking off is the most fun part.
Wonder Girl
Wait, Robin
can already fly?
Page 2, panel 4
Batman
He’s been flying for more than a year. Batplane and Batcopter.
Wonder Girl
But he’s like two months younger than me!
Page 2, panel 5
Wonder Girl, shown in close up, now looks determined.
Wonder Girl
Let’s rock
this jet.
Page 2, panel 6
The Invisible Jet speeds off down the runway.
PAGE 3
Page 3, panel 1
The Invisible Jet veers into a ditch.
caption
ATTEMPT 1
Wonder Girl
Darn!
Page 3, panel 2
The Invisible Jet has veered into a dense pocket of trees.
caption
ATTEMPT 3
Batman
You see this invisible
plane but not that visible forest?
Page 3, panel 3
The Invisible Jet is wedged up to the wings between two
large Greek pillars.
caption
ATTEMPT 7
Wonder Girl
Grrr…
Page 3, panel 4
The Invisible Jet’s nose is tipped into the ocean.
caption
ATTEMPT 18
Wonder Girl
Aarrgh!
Page 3, panel 5
The Invisible Jet is upside down.
caption
ATTEMPT 26
Batman
Now this is
a first.
Page 3, panel 6
The Invisible Jet takes off successfully (shown from its
exterior and only 10-20 feet in the air).
Wonder Girl
Wooooooo-hoo!
PAGE 4
Page 4, panel 1
A large blast of ice shoots up and freezes the Invisible Jet
in mid-air (but not much higher than shown in previous panel).
SFX
Fwock!
Page 4, panel 2
Batman and Wonder Girl look down to see that Killer Frost
has anchored the jet to the ground with a huge ice column.
Wonder Girl
Killer Frost!
Page 4, panel 3
Wonder Girl is flying out of the plane toward Killer Frost.
Wonder Girl
(to Batman)
Too bad men
can’t step foot on Paradise
Island—not that I need
your help.
Page 4, panel 4
Wonder Girl lands on the runway near Killer Frost.
Wonder Girl
People come to the tropics to avoid the cold, KF—so you’ll be leaving.
Page 4, panel 5
Killer Frost
Learning to fly the Invisible Jet and making bad quips—I must be interrupting Superhero 101. Well, “WG,” class is canceled because of icy conditions!
Page 4, panel 6
Killer Frost blasts ice at Wonder Girl, who is throwing up
her bracelets in defense.
SFX
Skraaack!
Wonder Girl
And that’s a
good quip?
PAGE 5
Page 5, panel 1
Killer Frost’s ice has frozen Wonder Girl’s bracelets
together.
Killer Frost (balloon 1)
A shame that one of the few abilities the all-powerful
Wonder Girl lacks is heat vision.
Killer Frost (balloon 2)
By the way, what good is an Invisible Jet when the people inside aren’t?
Page 5, panel 2
Killer Frost raises her hands to deliver another ice blast
to Wonder Girl.
Batman (off-panel, from above)
The people inside aren’t the type to hide from criminals like you, Frost.
Page 5, panel 3
Killer Frost’s hands are knocked sideways by a Batarang
thrown by Batman standing atop the Invisible Jet, sending her blast away from
Wonder Girl.
SFX
Twack!
Killer Frost
Hey! That was cold!
Page 5, panel 4
Killer Frost rides one of her signature ice arcs up to the
Invisible Jet as Batman slips inside it.
SFX
Skraaaaack!
Killer Frost
And I’m only trying to play ice.
Page 5, panel 5
Batman and Killer Frost stand at opposite ends inside the
Invisible Jet.
Batman
What do you want, Frost?
Killer Frost
For starters, I’m happy with this—the bat trapped like a rat.
PAGE 6
Page 6, panel 1
Targeting Batman, Killer Frost begins to fill the Invisible
Jet solid with ice.
SFX
Skreeeeek!
Page 6, panel 2
The ice is closing in on Batman, who is heating a
Bat-grapple with a Bat-mini-blowtorch.
Page 6, panel 3
He fires the heated grapple into the approaching ice.
SFX
Kakraaaaack!
Page 6, panel 4
The grapple breaks through the other end and clamps onto
Killer Frost.
Killer Frost
Wha—?
Page 6, panel 5
Batman tugs the grapple rope.
Page 6, panel 6
Killer Frost is yanked butt first into the hole carved out
by the grapple, getting wedged in.
Killer Frost
Oomf!
PAGE 7
Page 7, panel 1
Batman scrambles onto a wing of the Invisible Jet. The angle
is bird’s-eye so that we can see Wonder Girl below, banging her ice “handcuffs”
on a rock or other hard surface.
Wonder Girl
(quietly because she’s at a distance)
This stuff is freakishly strong…
Page 7, panel 2
Killer Frost emerges on the wing as well, arms raised to
blast.
Killer Frost
Ice try,
Batman, but I’m on a deadline and can’t
risk any delays. So let’s freeze that clever brain of yours.
Page 7, panel 3
As Killer Frost fires, Batman does a cartwheel, with knees
bent so that his feet are now at the level his head was when standing. His feet
are apart. The ice is NOT hitting him yet.
SFX
Spraaaaack!
Page 7, panel 4
Building on his momentum, Batman fires his grapple again (hooking
around the wing of the Invisible Jet) so he can swing down to Wonder Girl. His
feet should NOT be visible.
Page 7, panel 5
Batman lands in front of Wonder Girl, who looks aghast (and
is still ice-cuffed). His feet should still NOT be visible.
SFX
Whompf!
Wonder Girl
Batman—no! You know men aren’t allowed to touch the ground on Paradise Island!
Page 7, panel 6
It is now revealed that Batman’s feet are frozen into jagged
ice boots with thick, perhaps spiky soles.
Batman
I do. And
I’m not.
PAGE 8
Page 8, panel 1
Batman is using the same blowtorch to melt the ice cuffs.
Wonder Girl looks put in her place.
Batman
Not that you need my
help…
Page 8, panel 2
Wonder Girl is freed and her face reads “payback.” Perhaps
her fists do, too.
Wonder Girl
Where is
she?
Page 8, panel 3
Batman gesturing to a trail of ice puddles.
Page 8, panel 4
As Batman (still in ice boots) and Wonder Girl follow the
trail, the ground shakes.
Wonder Girl
Earthquake?
Page 8, panel 5
Batman and Wonder Girl reach the end of the puddle trail,
which is a gaping hole in the ground—gaping and
smoking.
Batman
Actually…volcano.
Wonder Girl
I never knew Paradise
Island sat on a volcano!
Or did Killer Frost create it?
Page 8, panel 6
Batman and Wonder Girl lowering into the crevice, he on his grapple,
she on her lasso.
Batman
Given the nature of her power, I doubt it. But it’s
clearly the reason she’s here.
PAGE 9
Page 9, panel 1
Landing on the rocky side of a lava lake, Batman and Wonder
Girl see Killer Frost on a large chunk of hardened lava jutting from the lake.
Batman’s boots are melting.
Batman
(gesturing to his melting boots, to Wonder Girl)
I assume it’s okay for a man to touch the ground under Paradise Island?
Page 9, panel 2
Wonder Girl flies toward Killer Frost.
Wonder Girl
I’ll check on that later. Now it’s time to cream some ice!
Page 9, panel 3
Wonder Girl punches Killer Frost.
Wonder Girl
What’s this about, KF?
Page 9, panel 4
As it appears Killer Frost is about to issue a tremendous
ice blast, Wonder Girl snares her tightly with her lasso. Killer Frost looks
alarmed.
Killer Frost
If you want to live
long enough to hear the answer, release
m—
Page 9, panel 5
The volcano rumbles. Startled, Wonder Girl loosens her grip
of the lasso and Killer Frost slips out.
SFX
Bruuuuummmmm…
Killer Frost
No! It’s too soon!
I’m not read—
Page 9, panel 6
Batman
Frost—shield now!
PAGE 10
Page 10, panel 1
The volcano erupts and Killer Frost simultaneously creates a
huge ice dome underneath the three, protecting them and containing the blast.
SFX
Boooooooooooommmm!
Page 10, panel 2
The three are atop the thick ice dome (which is high enough
that it projects above ground). The dome is steaming from the heat below.
Killer Frost has collapsed from exertion. Wonder Girl is looking around in
relieved amazement.
Killer Frost
(to Wonder Girl)
Impulsive
fool…you almost got me killed. And yourselves as well, not that that matters.
Page 10, panel 3
Wonder Girl is kneeling in a traditional honor pose before
Killer Frost.
Wonder Girl
You saved Paradise Island, Frost. On behalf of all of my
Amazon sisters…I thank you.
Page 10, panel 4
Wonder Girl is standing.
Batman
That was the most heroic
thing you’ve done today, Wonder Girl. Being a hero is not always about throwing
the strongest punch.
Wonder Girl
Well, I’m not
about to make a habit of thanking
supervillains. Most of my heroics will still be of the butt-kicking variety.
Killer Frost
And I’m not about to melt from your thanks. You ruined
my plan to turn your precious island into my own personal tropical ice fortress—and
wipe out all you bothersome Amazons at the same time.
Page 10, panel 5
The three are descending the ice shield, Batman with Killer
Frost in Bat-cuffs.
Killer Frost (balloon 1)
I just wish I could’ve done it without needing a volcano to supply a massive amount of raw
material for me to freeze. I’ve been waiting for it to erupt for weeks.
Killer Frost (balloon 2)
And speaking of which, Wonder Girl, you could stand to
learn some patience yourself.
Page 10, panel 6
Wonder Girl fumes.
Batman
I’m not about to make a habit of agreeing with
supervillains, but Killer Frost does
have a point…
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